That 37-inch plasma name plate is nice, but how is this thing going to smell?
If you’ve spent any amount of time in a locker room, that should have been the first thought that ran through your head when images started popping up on social media of Texas’ new shiny, glowy, space-agey recruiting tool fronting as a locker.
At long last, here’s a video of Longhorn Lockers VP of Sales James Weiss giving a full walk-through of his company’s creation.
“The different items that are patent pending on this product are what’s going to draw the recruits because there’s nothing else like it out there,” Weiss said.
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