BEVO BEAT
Longhorn Nation is a little worried about Tom Herman’s grocery cart
Posted January 5th, 2017
Texas football coach Tom Herman went on a grocery run on Wednesday evening and decided to share his experience on Twitter. But the photos he posted have raised some … concerns.
https://twitter.com/CoachTomHerman/status/816833167231479808
We’ll put aside the most egregious offense – Randalls over H-E-B? in Austin? – and focus on Herman’s shopping cart, which boasts not one but three varieties of sugary cereal, mini muffins, a pack of Ramen and mac ‘n’ cheese, among other things. To his credit, he included bread, eggs and a fruit tray (the lone produce, it appears).
Twitter took notice with questions and a few tips:
https://twitter.com/colinreturn/status/816866985132916736
1. I know how much money Tom Hermam makes. Does he?
2. How many meals do you eat cereal at?
3. How you gonna get Hamburger Helper & no beef? https://t.co/LlGNV4Qkk4— Danny Davis (@aasdanny) January 5, 2017
I'm wondering:
1) why hasn't he been grocery shopping in a while?
2) why he needs help?
3) why there are no vegetables?— Aaron Torres (@AaronTorres_) January 5, 2017
4. Why chicken ramen?
5. Can I interest you in shells and cheese?
6. Why not a bigger thing of detergent? You'll just be back next week. https://t.co/LlGNV4Qkk4— Danny Davis (@aasdanny) January 5, 2017
7. Why Hostess muffins? Randalls has a bakery.
8. Why 50 paper plates when you got 3 boxes of cereal?
9. How does Tom Herman like his eggs? https://t.co/LlGNV4Qkk4— Danny Davis (@aasdanny) January 5, 2017
Also upset that I don't see bacon in the basket. That's unsettling.
— Fletcher Whiteley (@FletchWhiteley) January 5, 2017
Nice. What are the kids going to eat? 😉
— James S. Driscoll (@jsdriscoll) January 5, 2017
Really looking forward to the upcoming grocery haul videos from @CoachTomHerman on @LonghornNetwork. https://t.co/ddyJuvIbey
— 40 Acres Sports (@40acressports) January 5, 2017
Folgers? You need a graduate assistant in charge of coffee with choices like that.
— Brian Rutherford (@BrianorLumpy) January 5, 2017
@CoachTomHerman @Randalls_Stores @belletjh I think you can afford the Keurig pods now, Tom.
— Clark W. Griswold (@cpmitz) January 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/JRCerasuolo/status/816834335185784832
Did Buddy the Elf write your grocery list for you?
— Kurt Berkes (@KurtBerkes) January 5, 2017
https://twitter.com/cajunrattle/status/816864432223584256
Where's the frozen pizza?
— Toni Ryerson Comfort (@longhorncomfort) January 5, 2017
no Jenga?!
— dj vandeusen (@deusendonts) January 5, 2017
But it was all in good fun, with Herman’s wife, Michelle, also chiming in:
@JENuineFitness not going to be happy w/these choices 🙄. Think I'll be making another stop on the way. Appreciate the effort! #dadlife https://t.co/54iYQZ20Fu
— Michelle Herman (@belletjh) January 5, 2017
Yay for the fruit! I'm sure, that'll be filling 👍🏼 https://t.co/ySvOgMJEtB
— Michelle Herman (@belletjh) January 5, 2017
@aasdanny can't finish drinking my coffee, laughing so hard at your questions 😂. You're a very astute shopper…can you help a coach out? https://t.co/my5U7GCsIt
— Michelle Herman (@belletjh) January 5, 2017
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